Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale
WASHINGTON—'What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?' blurted out a distraught Obama, in the middle of a briefing on Iranian drone planes.
In Brief
WEDNESDAY 04/01/09
Stock Watch
The Cheesecake Factory
Share prices took a hit following reports that the restaurant's dining rooms would be redesigned to reflect a more authentic 20th-century factory atmosphere.
American Voices
Hefner Selling House Next To Playboy Mansion
“Good luck keeping a garden, what with all those Playboy rabbits I keep hearing about.â€
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